JCM: The # of keys is (1) and the # of locks is (2)
SCM: U haven’t disappointed me. When are U planning 2 return 2 our university? UR brain should belong 2 science.
JCM: Stop dreaming about my brain, I won’t help you to build the Death Star anyway. It’s your turn now. Try to crack my credit card. The number is 018396030182-70.
From: World Wildlife Fund
To: Mr. Sherlock Holmes
Dear Mr. Holmes!
Thank you for your recent generous gift to the WWF. Your donation will be used to help sabre-toothed grasshoppers in Australia to get their new home in Papua New Guinea’s Zoo.
JCM: BAZINGA! JM xxx
SH: What the Fuck?